May 16, 2011

Laughter is the Best Medicine Blogfest

Here's a little fun for the day.  I'm taking part in That's Write 's Laughter is the Best Medicine Blogfest.  Be sure to go to her site and check out the jokes (after you've read mine, of course).   

How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? 

Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
Two.  One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Okay, I posted two - couldn't resist!

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