BLOGGER
· Owner and sole contributor to the running blog www.rungwenrun.blogspot.com, a lame but fun motivational blog for beginning and overweight runners.
· Responsible for running three days per week in order to provide myself with more fodder and potential blackmail material to write about my inept running experiences.
· Motivate and inspire other beginning runners through my own pathetic running experiences.
· Responsible for recruiting followers and readers through rehearsing and performing pitiful faces and whining, thereby guilting my friends and family into reading my blog.
· Obsessively Track the amount of traffic to my blog to reassure myself affirm that people are stopping by and reading about my crappy enormous progress.
FICTION WRITER
Work-in-Progress
· Young Adult (YA) fiction novel currently in progress (no, really!).
· Single-handedly responsible for the creative inspiration for my YA book series.
· YA novel includes completion of six chapters of incoherent and confusing mesmerizing and enthralling young adult protagonists who work together to solve a murder mystery through their exceptional investigative abilities and in the case of one, the enviable ability to see and speak with ghosts.
· Caretaker of impressionable young characters.
OTHER
· Served as the inspiration to the invention of butt glue as a means of keeping the procrastinating rear end in the chair in order to write more prolifically. (Warning: does not always work, please read instructions carefully and check for side effects.)
· Instrumental in implementing the hugely successful weekly Starbuck’s meeting with key individuals (Me, Myself and I) in order to inspire further creativity while avoiding continual monotony, a serious side effect that is sometimes created by butt glue – see warning above. Cappuccino is an added benefit.
· Experienced web surfer researcher.
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